tongue twister sms : "Trouble is not a trouble,trouble wont trouble you,if u trouble a trouble,trouble will trouble u double trouble"
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
valantine's day is only few days away............so remember its not too late.. break up and save money.....
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
Have I a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that I have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of “natural disaster”
At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.
Yesterday !
I Saw You In My
Dreams ...
No wonder
I Woke Up
Screaming.
Actually I want to kill you,
Becoz
u are
Not
Messaging me.
BUT
I can't,
According
to
Section
340/B/Wildlife act
Killing Monkeys
is
a crime.