سـلام سـلام
اومـدید زنـگ تفریـح؟خیـلی خـوب خـوش اومـدید...
حـالا بـذارید بهـتون بگـم کـه قضـیه ایـن زنـگ تفریـح چـیه...
تـو ایـن پسـت شـما بایـد متـن هـای خنـده دار یا جـوک یا...یا...یا...هـر چـیزی که موجبـات خوشـحالی بچـه هـای دیـگه رو فراهـم کنه رو بگیـد.
هـر کسـی کـه خنـده دار ترین جـوک رو بگـه من قـول میـدم کـه هـر وقـت پسـت گـذاشت اولیـن نفـر باشـم کـه بـراش کامنـت میـذارم
فقـط رو Whiteم کنیـد و کامـنت بـذارید خـواهشا

اخه رها جون هیچی یادم نمیاد

پس اینترنت رو واسه چی گذاشتن!

A mental hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

?why don't you laugh at me for now

!this way, here may have some process

ارسال شده بوسیله little owl در 25 مرداد 1392 04:43 ب.ظ
A mental hospital

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

بازم به معرفت تو کیمیا

پیرمرد به زنش گفت بیا یادی از گذشته های دور کنیم من میرم تو کافه منتظرت و تو بیا سر قرار بشینیم حرفای عاشقونه بگیم پیرزن قبول کرد فردا پیرمرد به کافه رفت دو ساعت از قرار گذشت ولی پیرزن نیومد وقتی برگشت خونه دید پیرزن تو اتاق نشسته و گریه میکنه ازش پرسید چرا گریه میکنی؟
پیرزن اشکاشو پاک کرد و گفت: بابام نذاشت بیام

Passing an exam
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

ارسال شده بوسیله little owl در 28 مرداد 1392 08:47 ب.ظ
Passing an exam
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

he heee

they were all cut from the same cloth,then

کـی تـــو رو قـشنـگـت کـرده؟؟؟
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مـدرسـان شــریـف :|
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مدرســان شـریـف :|
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کـــی؟؟؟
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مدرســان شریـف :|

Celebrating an eventAn aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.


"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."


The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."

آیا میدونستید که ژلوفن همون پاستیله؟..................................................................................فقط درس خونده واسه خودش کسی شده

ارسال شده بوسیله YOUKABED در 25 شهريور 1392 01:54 ق.ظ
آیا میدونستید که ژلوفن همون پاستیله؟..................................................................................فقط درس خونده واسه خودش کسی شده

نه نمی دونستم

ارسال شده بوسیله YOUKABED در 25 شهريور 1392 01:54 ق.ظ
آیا میدونستید که ژلوفن همون پاستیله؟..................................................................................فقط درس خونده واسه خودش کسی شده

ای جــانم !
خیلی قشنگ بـــود )))

داریم آبگوشت میخوریم , گوش کوبُ گرفتم دستم ، تیریپ خاطره های کودکی ... به بچه خواهرم میگم : دایی جون این گوش کوب سنش از منم بیشتره ... مادرم از اون ور میگه : فایدشم همین طور !

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

ارسال شده بوسیله Sepideh در 25 شهريور 1392 09:43 ب.ظ
یارو رو برق میگیره, میمیره..نزدیکانش تا چهل روز با فازمتر سرخاکش فاتحه میخوندن..!! (خب اینم برای رهاجوووووون).

میــسی سپیده جون

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